Businesses providing printer repair and service realize the office copier or personal printer sometimes become the focus of humor. Many companies post examples of online wit near the copy machine, for example. These office gathering places help everyone maintain a sense of perspective when a printer jams or runs out of ink unexpectedly.
Actress Naomi Watts probably expressed the frustration of many people during the Era of Social Distancing when she posted a rant online recently. Suddenly, her dishwasher, her vacuum, and her printer all broke down at the exact same time without anyone able to provide repairs! During this challenging period, we’ve collected some very old (and very silly) printer and copy machine jokes for your amusement:
You have just received your new printer and the box looks damaged with a nice expensive printer inside. All looks hopeless throw out the box it will likely not work. What will my printer warranty cover? Your mouse pad...
When the office printer color started to look a little off the manager called the local repair shop. To the manager's surprise the clerk said that it would cost $50 but that he might try reading the manual and doing it himself. The manager replied in astonishment "does your boss know that you discourage business that way? Yes, replied the clerk. It was his idea. We make more on repairs than cleanings if the owner tries to do it himself first.
A woman called tech support and said her computer couldn't find the printer. The tech asked, "are you working under windows?" The woman replied "no I'm near the door but the guy in the next cubical is working under a window and his printer works fine."
The printer is comprised of three main parts; the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
When the printer still will not work after 20 tries; try sending the print job to all 100 printers in the office. One of them is bound to work.
Top 10 Things To Do with a Broken Printer Put it in a vice president's office. They'll never know it doesn't work. Coerce it with a baseball bat. Sell tickets and let others coerce it with a baseball bat. Tell your boss someone put in ink cartridges full of invisible ink. Pull the laser part out and try to blast Klingons. See if it floats in the fountain in front of the building. Take it to the gun range for target practice. See if it bounces when you throw it off the roof. Leave it in the backseat of an unlocked car and track how long before it's stolen. Paint it gold and call it a sales award.
A man about to propose to his girlfriend showed a coworker the engagement ring. Proudly, he told him, “This ring cost me $2000.” “Wow,” answered his friend. “I haven't paid so much for something so small since I last bought color ink jet cartridges.” **
Printers always act up. Whether they need ink, require more paper even though there is a stack in the paper tray or they're offline... grr
Rage Against the Machine never specified what type of machine they were furious with, but I reckon it was probably a printer
Printer Device Name: Bob Marley
Reason: It Always Be Jammin'
Don't worry bout da Ink, cuz Everything you print gonna turn out white
